• 1. Acts like he’s Wong Fei Hung

  • 2. Karate kicks some dogs

  • 3. Walks away from someone who drew a clown on your butt

  • 4. Models for pig

  • 5. Paint and show that they do have thumbs

  • 6. Get drunk

  • 7. Live by unemployment benefits and do nothing

  • 8. Play soccer

  • 9. Filming outdoor porns

  • 10. Diving

  • 11. A dentist

  • 12. Steals

  • 13. A plumber

  • 14. A WWF Referee

  • 15. Mimicking

  • 16. A friendly bodyguard

  • 17. Buys and delivers your groceries

  • 18. A cheerleader

  • 19. A lineman

  • 20. Cleans your gutter

  • 21. Jonas Brothers

  • 22. Fixes your car

  • 23. Checks your underground tunnel

  • 24. Recycles your trashes

  • 25. Fix your roof

  • 26. Tells us when we’ve done something wrong

  • 27. Hakuna Matata-ing

  • 28. Climbs Himalayas

  • 29. Finish races

  • 30. Water skiing

  • 31. Dunks and not marrying khloe