3. Cats are actually multidimensional beings of cosmic energy from a parallel dimension.
4. Here is a cat in its true form.
This rare image is not meant for long expose to human eyes.
Look away now to keep your sight.
5. The most powerful of cats travel to Earth via the Bifröst.
6. This method of travel was accidentally revealed to us by Nyan cat.
8. Becoming corporeal can be very traumatic for them.
That’s why they demand we comfort them through petting and nuzzles.
9. However, the typical house cat uses a more common method of interdimensional travel: The Box.
Although slower, it gives them more time to prepare their Earthly form.
10. Arrival by Box has become the preferred method of travel today.
14. Also, some cats are part Time Lord.
They travel by mini-Tardis, which are of course just boxes that are bigger on the inside.