7 Love Languages That Gary Chapman Left Out

The Five Love Languages is a 1995 book by Gary Chapman that teaches readers five ways to express and receive love. Gary claims the list is exhaustive. I claim he doesn't know what exhaustive means. Here are 7 Love Languages That Gary Chapman Left Out.

English

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If your lover isn't understanding you or your needs, make sure you're speaking the third most common language on the planet.

Mandarin

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The most spoken language on the planet. I got this from some shitty website called FreeChineseBlog.com. Who knows if it is right, but if your lover still isn't understanding you, might be worth a try.

Barking / Woofing / Bow-Wowing

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Maybe you're dating a dog? No judgement here, you should just know that dogs don't speak the way humans do. They bark, woof and sometimes bow-wow. This is a picture of Lil Bow Wow and is unrelated.

Binary

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And no, I'm not talking about dating both dudes and chicks. I'm talking about the language of robots and big computers. If you're dating one of these, you're gonna wanna talk Matrix.

Talk With Your Hands

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We could all stand to be more hand expressive. In love, just like in business, the best way to get ahead is to make sure both your mouth and your hands do the talking.

Bitcoin???

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I still have no idea what the hell this is, but if you're having a hard time with your lover, maybe throw some of this Donkey Kong change at them and see if they finally perk up.

Just Tell 'Em How You Feel

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The human connection. Nothing beats just taking a deep breath, looking your lover in the eye and saying what you're really thinking and feeling, "I've been sleeping with our computer and I think maybe the dog might be into me too."