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1. Immediately Starting to Cry
2. Consistently Talking Over the Voice Coming Out Of The Emergency Call Box
3. Spoiling The Ending To Game of Thrones Cause I’ve Read The Books
4. Insisting We Talk About My Dating Life
5. Providing Completely Made Up Numbers Regarding The Average Number Of Fatalities In Stuck Elevators
6. Breaking Everyone’s Cellular Devices Cause I Thought They Were Why The Elevator Broke
7. Spoiling The Ending To The Mentalist Cause I’ve Read The Books
8. Vehemently Lying About There Being Mentalist Books
9. Publicly Denouncing God, Like, Right Away
10. Being So Bored When That Pregnant Lady Went Into Labor
11. Wildly Speculating On The Government’s Involvement In That Missing Plane
12. Trying To Wedge The Door Open With That Kid’s Head
13. Announcing Myself As Elevator King And Demanding An Elevator Wench To Service My Royal Genitals
14. Making The Pee Corner A Poo Corner
15. Being A Stage Hog During Our Stuck Elevator Fashion Show
16. Being Just So Hard To Get Along With
17. Eating That Kid I Tried To Wedge The Door Open With…
18. ...And Then Refusing To Share
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