Scottish high schooler Andrew Paterson was retweeted over 18,000 times after he announced that he had "renewed his contract" with supermarket chain Asda.
If you don’t know what he’s doing, here’s a similar tweet from Everton announcing the signing of footballer Aaron Lennon.
As the tweet started going viral, tons of people started playing along.
Including Asda's service team.
BuzzFeed UK has reached out to Andrew to get a better idea of what he hopes to bring to the team this year.