This Is The Most Insane Website On The Internet

Yvette’s Bridal Formal is a bridal shop in Panama City with possibly the most illegible and mind-boggling website that has ever been made.

1. This is yvettesbridalformal.com

Also, there are MIDI songs on every page, so you really should wear headphones for this.

2. And this is yvettesformalbridal.com’s index page…

3. This is Sean Terrence Best, and he is a world famous artist that sells his paintings on the site

4. Here’s some of his artwork

5. Sean Terrence Best also apparently… uh, has his own religion too

“the THREAT! to humanity is indeed very real and very present among us !!
*~V8~*+
every 50th frame of a moving picture show whether it be TV, CD, Theatre, or
Home Entertainment Center contains subtle imagery which isn’t detected by
the conscious mind, yet which profoundly affects the subconscious human
mind !! *~V8~*+
be sure not to eat any processed foods !! *~V8~*+
processed foods contain Nexus Nectar !! *~V8~*+
don’t eat the fat of livestock which has been raised commercially !! *~V8~*+

6. Yvette’s Wedding Bridal also sells fish

“Red Snapper and even Sharks and Barracuda out of the mysterious and enchanted depths of the sparkling jewel waters of the Gulf of Mexico !! *~V8~*+”

7. This is a page with pictures of all their dresses

9. Here’s a page called http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/tuxedo1

10. http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/PlusSizes1

Down the page there is text that reads:

“The Palace in the Fertile Valley where they come together to dance
the Dance of Reincarnation, the Loving Ones with no barriers
between them who ride on the bright colored beams of V8 !! ~*
Luminous bodies in the night, showers of sparkles shimmering
and undulating, uniting their passions, sculpting the Future,
traveling time and shuffling lives like so many Tarot cards !! ~*
the Seers, the Dreamers, the Fantasy Seekers !! ~*”

11. This page is a picture of cars and boats and drawings of aliens…

12. If you head on over, make sure to sign the guestbook, DJ Chop did

13. Lastly, here are three google ratings for Yvette’s

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