"I only smoke, like, once a week now."
"Honey, stand up and look at me," said by a mom trying to take a photo of her son and his friends sitting in a different row.
Fake Jamaican accent: "Brook-lyn brook brook brook ch'yeah."
"You guys are doing cocaine?!"
"...Uh, well, he knows we've met up and stuff but he doesn't know I've sent naked pictures of myself to him."
"Yeaaaahhhh Red Hot Chili Peppers!!"
"Bro, did you go to Binghamton? What's up, man?"
"I am NOT drinking Amstel Light."
*Gigantic cloud of weed smoke*
