That Time Prince Charles Hung Out With A Dwarf From "The Hobbit"

    Britain's Prince Charles met with Dori the Dwarf (played by Mark Hadlow), during a visit to New Zealand last week.

    "Oh, my, you're a little fellow, aren't you?"

    "Well, that makes sense, being a hobbit and all."

    "Oh, wait, no, you're a normal-sized man."

    "Right, of course, ha ha, because hobbits aren't real!"

    "Is the sword real?"