1. Wake up, get on the train, head to the city, do 6 shots of 151 and drink 10 beers.
4. But don’t forget, Christmas is a religious celebration and there’s definitely a serious side to it.
8. And we’re back, load up on beers and let’s get going, we have a lot to do.
10. Parks, street corners, and sidewalks are the best places to congregate.
11. Really anywhere that people might try to get around you but are unable to do so. Remember, you’re Santa, people should move for you.
13. Also, don’t forget, Santacon can be a romantic celebration, as well.
15. Alright, enough of this walking around nonsense, let’s get to the bar.
16. Now that we’re at the bar, the key is to drink as much alcohol and take up as much space as you can.
19. Remember if a bar doesn’t have beer pong inside the bar then it’s not a bar that’s worth going to.
20. Take the bar, the bar is yours, you are the Christmas King of Santacon!
23. And if the bar you’re at offers a very expensive way to do shots, you better believe you’ll do it.
31. But if you have some time, take like 20 or 30 group shots of you and your crew.
Ryan Broderick is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.