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Definitive Timeline Of Every Bizarre And Illegal Thing Justin Bieber Has Done In The Last Two Years

Monkeys, gas masks, and diaper pants, oh my!

1. Aug. 31, 2012: Justin tweets a photo of one of his first known tattoos. It’s a crown.

2. Sep. 30, 2012: Justin throws up on stage. He tweets that he drank too much milk.

3. Nov. 9, 2012: Justin and Selena break up for real, for the first time.

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4. Nov. 23, 2012: Justin meets the prime minister of Canada while wearing overalls. Justin’s awarded the Diamond Jubilee Medal.

5. Jan. 19, 2013: Justin takes his butt out on a red carpet. He Instagrams it and then quickly deletes it.

6. Feb. 12, 2013: Justin gets in a Twitter feud with The Black Keys.

7. Feb. 25, 2013: Justin wears a gas mask for the first time.

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8. Feb. 27, 2013: Justin is spotted wearing his poopy diaper pants.

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9. March 2, 2013: He has the worst birthday ever.

10. March 7, 2013: Justin is spotted wearing a gas mask again.

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11. March 8, 2013: Justin is photographed attacking the paparazzi.

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12. March 26, 2013 - Justin spits in his neighbor’s face and threatens to kill him. He later has all charges dropped.

13. March 27, 2013 - Justin gets a 14-week-old monkey and names him OG Mally.

14. March 28, 2013 - OG Mally is detained in Germany customs and Justin leaves him there.

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15. April 13, 2013: Justin visits the Anne Frank House and says that Anne Frank probably would have been a Belieber.

16. April 19, 2013: Justin Instagrams himself wearing a Chanel ski mask and captions it “Channel.”

17. April 22, 2013: Justin and Selena get back together for a little while.

18. May 17, 2013: Germany tells Justin he has 24 hours to come get his monkey. He didn’t, and OG Mally eventually ended up in a German zoo and is doing very well now.

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19. June 11, 2013: Justin is spotted driving a leopard-print Audi leaving Miley Cyrus’ house.

20. June 18, 2013: Video surfaces of an alleged hit-and-run involving Justin and a photographer.

21. July 10, 2013: Justin is videotaped peeing into a restaurant’s mop bucket and then started shouting, “Fuck Bill Clinton.”

22. July 25, 2013: Justin is Instagrammed as he spits off a balcony on to his fans below him. Also, during this period, he spit at a lot of other people.

23. Aug. 1, 2013: Justin takes a fan’s iPhone and puts it in his pants and rubs it around.

24. Oct. 1, 2013: Justin is carried up the Great Wall of China by his bodyguards.

25. Oct. 7, 2013: A photo surfaces of Justin holding what looks like a blunt.

26. Oct. 21, 2013: Justin tips a stripper named Diamond a massive pile of money at a Texas strip club.

27. Nov. 6, 2013: A Brazilian woman takes a video of Justin sleeping in an alleged brothel.

28. Nov. 18, 2013: Justin starts doing graffiti, which many found racist.

29. Jan. 5, 2014: Justin and Selena possibly get back together, are spotted riding Segways together.

30. Jan. 14, 2014: Justin Instagrams photos of some new tattoos.

31. Jan. 7, 2014: Justin eggs his neighbor’s house, causing a reported $20,000 in damage.

32. Jan. 14, 2014: Half a dozen police cruisers descend on Justin’s home, serving him with a felony search warrant in connection with the egging.

33. Jan. 23, 2014: Justin is arrested in Miami and charged with driving under the influence, resisting arrest, and driving with an expired license.

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34. Jan. 24, 2014: Justin compares himself on Instagram to Michael Jackson.

35. Jan. 29, 2014: Justin turns himself in to Toronto police and is charged in connection with an alleged assault of a limo driver in December.

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