1. Aug. 31, 2012: Justin tweets a photo of one of his first known tattoos. It’s a crown.
2. Sep. 30, 2012: Justin throws up on stage. He tweets that he drank too much milk.
3. Nov. 9, 2012: Justin and Selena break up for real, for the first time.
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4. Nov. 23, 2012: Justin meets the prime minister of Canada while wearing overalls. Justin’s awarded the Diamond Jubilee Medal.
5. Jan. 19, 2013: Justin takes his butt out on a red carpet. He Instagrams it and then quickly deletes it.
6. Feb. 12, 2013: Justin gets in a Twitter feud with The Black Keys.
8. Feb. 27, 2013: Justin is spotted wearing his poopy diaper pants.
10. March 7, 2013: Justin is spotted wearing a gas mask again.
11. March 8, 2013: Justin is photographed attacking the paparazzi.
12. March 26, 2013 - Justin spits in his neighbor’s face and threatens to kill him. He later has all charges dropped.
13. March 27, 2013 - Justin gets a 14-week-old monkey and names him OG Mally.
14. March 28, 2013 - OG Mally is detained in Germany customs and Justin leaves him there.
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15. April 13, 2013: Justin visits the Anne Frank House and says that Anne Frank probably would have been a Belieber.
16. April 19, 2013: Justin Instagrams himself wearing a Chanel ski mask and captions it “Channel.”
17. April 22, 2013: Justin and Selena get back together for a little while.
18. May 17, 2013: Germany tells Justin he has 24 hours to come get his monkey. He didn’t, and OG Mally eventually ended up in a German zoo and is doing very well now.
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19. June 11, 2013: Justin is spotted driving a leopard-print Audi leaving Miley Cyrus’ house.
20. June 18, 2013: Video surfaces of an alleged hit-and-run involving Justin and a photographer.
21. July 10, 2013: Justin is videotaped peeing into a restaurant’s mop bucket and then started shouting, “Fuck Bill Clinton.”
22. July 25, 2013: Justin is Instagrammed as he spits off a balcony on to his fans below him. Also, during this period, he spit at a lot of other people.
23. Aug. 1, 2013: Justin takes a fan’s iPhone and puts it in his pants and rubs it around.
24. Oct. 1, 2013: Justin is carried up the Great Wall of China by his bodyguards.
25. Oct. 7, 2013: A photo surfaces of Justin holding what looks like a blunt.
26. Oct. 21, 2013: Justin tips a stripper named Diamond a massive pile of money at a Texas strip club.
27. Nov. 6, 2013: A Brazilian woman takes a video of Justin sleeping in an alleged brothel.
28. Nov. 18, 2013: Justin starts doing graffiti, which many found racist.
29. Jan. 5, 2014: Justin and Selena possibly get back together, are spotted riding Segways together.
31. Jan. 7, 2014: Justin eggs his neighbor’s house, causing a reported $20,000 in damage.
32. Jan. 14, 2014: Half a dozen police cruisers descend on Justin’s home, serving him with a felony search warrant in connection with the egging.
33. Jan. 23, 2014: Justin is arrested in Miami and charged with driving under the influence, resisting arrest, and driving with an expired license.
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