Dear Overly Attached Girlfriend girl...
I think you're really cute!
I mean, truthfully, he's probably pretty cool. But for this let's just say he's a jerk.
And I think "Call Me Maybe" is the best song of our generation.
I can't afford to buy you a Kia Soul...
So, what do you say? Will you go on a date with me?
UPDATE: SHE REPLIED! Thank you guys for all your help! We did it!