And you decide you have to have it for dinner!
And then you finally get it and there's only three chicken nuggets in it...
You'd know that mouse anywhere
Yes, Chuck E. Cheese is perfect!
It's literally the most fun place on Earth
But then you get there and it's empty and a bunch of games are broken...
You were going to build the world's biggest pizza
You were going to go down in pizza making history
But they only gave you one packet of sauce...
You're telling me Creepy Crawlers is a toy that makes more toys?
It's an oven that makes bugs instead of food
Think of all the cool bugs you could make
Then it comes out of the oven like this...
No, you're not falling for this one
Nope. No way. No kid could build that.
And this is as far as you ever got...
But there was one thing that never disappointed you
And you got to eat junk food your parents wouldn't normally let you have
And you didn't care that it looked gross, because it's McDonald's!