American Children Finally Deemed Smart Enough To Eat Kinder Eggs
The European candy with a toy in it is finally coming to America, sort of.
1. Technically, Kinder Eggs, with their glorious chocolate deliciousness, are not coming to America.
2. But a New Jersey company has come up with something really close called a Choco Treasure.
7. The FDA forbids non-food items being sold inside of food items:
The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act at Section 402(d)(1) says that a confectionery product with a non-nutritive object, partially or totally imbedded within it, cannot be sold within the United States, unless the FDA issues a regulation that the non-nutritive object has functional value and is non-injurious to health. No such regulation has been issued.
8. More than 60,000 Kinder Surprises are seized at American airports a year and can carry a fine of up to $2,500 per egg.
9. But the question remains, though: Are American children too dumb to not eat plastic inside of a chocolate egg?
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michael hunt a month agoSo according to “FDA forbids non-food items being sold inside of food items” does that mean you Americans don’t even have a toy in your cereals? Along the same ideology… & they let you eat cheese from a can? I really cant see that being a food item.
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dawn w a month agoThey’re very popular in Canada, and I always thought it was weird that the States didn’t have them. If a child is dumb enough to eat the plastic or too young to realize the difference, then their parent should know not to give it to them.
Such a shame though, Kinder Surprises were the one of the best treats you could get when I was a kid and they taste like HEAVEN. -
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TrippinOnStars 2 months agoNope. Stop deluding youself. These are cheap knock offs. There is no justice!
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Britt2050 2 months agoI didn’t know they didn’t have them in the states. Wow, I would have thought they did. I feel very happy to be Canadian right now, I can’t imagine a childhood without kinder eggs! I still love kinder eggs even. And those knock-off ones always suck. Nothing can be a kinder egg but a kinder egg, it’s just not right.
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Wombatish 2 months agoKinder Eggs are better… the chocolate is way better (plus the white+milk combo? Heavenly), and the toys are better too. They were often something actually clever that you could assemble and then make move… not anything ridiculous, but certainly enough to spark a child’s interest.
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kerry reyes 2 months agoI live in Germany, give me your address and I’ll send you some Kinder Eggs!
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Jane Doe 2 months agoKinder Eggs are the best. When I was in a Swiss airport on my way home to America I bought five and ate them all on the plane. Why are people so overprotective that they have to take such great things away? If you don’t want your kid having them they just don’t buy them.
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Sonik 2 months agoKinder Surprise not allowed, but guns are?
Its just not American children that are too stupid, its their parents and the general population outside of the major urban centres.
Thankfully my country does not think our children are too dumb to not swallow a Kinder Surprise egg.
Funny enough, as I write this, a Kinder Surprise commercial just came on the TV. -
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PunkySpunky 2 months agoThey didn’t let them in probably becuase they don’t want the same thing happen to the wonder ball
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