1. “A Gorilla—Silverback is preferred, an orangutan is also acceptable.”
3. A parrot that is trained to say Diplo’s name.
5. One dart board with Nicolas Cage’s face on it.
6. One violin player (“to play while we eat our cheese plate”).
7. Two inflatable animals (“bonus points for endangered or extinct species”).
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