1. “A Gorilla—Silverback is preferred, an orangutan is also acceptable.”
3. A parrot that is trained to say Diplo’s name.
4. One arranged marriage (does not specify to whom).
5. One dart board with Nicolas Cage’s face on it.
6. One violin player (“to play while we eat our cheese plate”).
7. Two inflatable animals (“bonus points for endangered or extinct species”).
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›