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Where the people are proud of who they are.
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A land of resourceful inventors.
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And close, loving families.
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Like really, really love our food.
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It's a beautiful relationship.
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We have a badass mascot.
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And we've had a some pretty cool presidents.
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Sure, our military might get a little overzealous.
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And some of our citizens might be a little lazy.
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And a few of us might be rude.
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But we're the Ron Swanson of countries.
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Some people think we're pretty goofy.
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And sometimes we are.
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But sometimes following your dreams looks a little crazy.
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We've got some growing up to do, for sure.
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But even Canada messes up from time to time.
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So be proud to be an American.
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There's no reason to be pushy.
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People already think we're too aggressive.
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And too much of a good thing is annoying.
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Unless you're this guy.