1. Your Slang:
2. Your Tattoos:
3. Your Clothes:
4. Your Phone:
5. Your "edgy" music:
6. Where you live:
7. Your pop stars:
8. Your haircut:
9. Your horrible dance craze:
10. Your TV shows:
11. Your photos:
12. Your "cool" food:
13. Having to read David Foster Wallace's obnoxious footnotes:
14. Being a liberal arts major:
15. Your controversial rap music:
16. Your annoying rap music:
17. Talking about stuff that came out 20 years ago:
18. Getting old enough to realize that there is nothing more embarrassing than this:
