Those two dudes on the left, though, they're doing it right.
This guy in the maroon shirt gave it a good effort too, very nice, short cut on those jorts.
It looks like this girl is maybe wearing some kind of jorts, so she gets a pass.
Those are some A+ jorts on the right, the girl on the left, though. Tsk tsk tsk.
No jorts, but walking around Times Square in a prison jumpsuit takes some real courage so this guy gets a pass too.
This guy took a photo of his cutoffs, which probably could have been a bit shorter.
The real star of the day, though, was this baby.
That is the true spirit of a Nevernude, uninhibited, clad in a pair of brisk cutoffs.
Except the event doesn't really seem like his thing...
Like really not his thing.
Here's a Vine of the whole crowd.
I guess you could say there's always fun in the banana stand.