I thought Ben Affleck’s beard was Jennifer Garner.

The soccer one would be too easy. What’s going to happen next? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.  Before you get all flamey, I kid, I kid.

Why would you ever peel a potato?

That’s it in a nutshell. Add in the fact that ESPN just aired an entire documentary about the Browns being ripped from Cleveland and then winning a Super Bowl in Baltimore (in addition to their usual schedule of humiliating Cleveland programming) and it’s been a lead gauntlet punch to the giblets year to be from Cleveland.

Except for the part where he testified to Massachusetts election officials that he returned to Bain several times a year to attend board meetings and do other company business. so maybe more like a couple that gets a trial separation, gets together a couple times a year to fuck, go to family reunions, and take care of family business,, but then gets embarrassed later on and retroactively places their divorce date at their separation date.

The Game:
1) Discover the #1 single in your country of origin in the week you were born
2) Find it on YouTube
3) Post in on your Facebook page without shame This is mine……..

Oh Ricki Lake!

Not unless the original, unmolested versions are on there, thank you very much. I’ll keep watching the DVDs I burned from the Laserdiscs.

Thought they were going to go with, “This is not the droid I was looking for. The droid I was looking for worked. You will refund me money. Move along.”