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Ryan Eanes 
New York, New York United States 10019 / Male / 30
I’m what you’d get if Martin Short and Ryan Seacrest had a baby that was raised by Frasier Crane and Dr. Gregory House. I’m hateful but lovable all at the same time. So, neener. My personal hero is Piet Mondrian, and my favorite typeface is Adobe Caslon Pro. My iPod contains everything from Erasure to David Bowie to Justin Timberlake. I enjoy cooking, watching far too much TV, doing “touristy” things, drinking alarming amounts of Diet Coke, and taking photographs. In my free time, I acciden…
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- Ryan Dear Bigots and thinks it’s Win
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Response to 10 Women With Mens’ Chests:
- Ryan thinks 10 Women With Mens' Chests is Ew
- Ryan President Obama's Signature Totally L... and thinks it’s LOL
- Ryan thinks Justin Bieber's New Tattoo is Ew
- Ryan thinks First Official Trailer For 'The Muppets' is Win
- Ryan Otter Playing With A Kid and thinks it’s Cute
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- Ryan thinks Man Being Shot In The Face With A Dildo is WTF
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- Ryan thinks The Jonas Brothers Shirtless On The B... is Cute
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- Ryan thinks New Stills From Breaking Dawn Sex Scene is Ew
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- Ryan thinks Ina Garten Refuses To Meet Make A Wis... is Disapprove
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- Ryan thinks Paula Deen Riding A Man And Licking H... is Trashy & WTF
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Response to Gayest Music Video Ever:
Well… that just happened.
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Response to Baby's First WTF:
This baby looks like Don Rickles!
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Response to Save The Boobs:
That has to be the weirdest pool party I've ever seen.
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