Do not want!!!
New York, New York United States 10019 / Male / 30
I’m what you’d get if Martin Short and Ryan Seacrest had a baby that was raised by Frasier Crane and Dr. Gregory House. I’m hateful but lovable all at the same time. So, neener. My personal hero is Piet Mondrian, and my favorite typeface is Adobe Caslon Pro. My iPod contains everything from Erasure to David Bowie to Justin Timberlake. I enjoy cooking, watching far too much TV, doing “touristy” things, drinking alarming amounts of Diet Coke, and taking photographs. In my free time, I acciden…
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Well… that just happened.
This baby looks like Don Rickles!
That has to be the weirdest pool party I've ever seen.