Anne Hathaway's Husband's Bulge Is Mesmerizing

    Just try to not stare at it.

    Anne Hathaway married actor Adam Shulman in 2012, after dating for four years. And they make a perfect red carpet couple.

    But there's something very distracting about the couple when they're off the carpet and on the streets. Namely, his package.

    I mean.

    Seriously, how can you not look at it?

    It's not even that it's huge.

    It's just...there. Front and center. It's as if it's leading him.

    Don't believe it? Look at it in motion.

    Let's take a closer look:

    Right? It's all you see.

    Even when you can't actually see it, you see it in your mind.

    Kudos to you, Anne Hathaway. From now on, we'll always think of you as having two Oscars.