listen buzzfeed you’ve posted this before

this is one of the least offensive, boring, who cares twitter pages i’ve ever seen

yeah but they lost

did you seriously just ask sriracha to go away?

sucks

ugh

if you knew anything about NY you’d know that though Greg Ball may have gotten a million responses, his constituents are largely conservative republicans, and if he only listened to his constituents, he probably would have received mainly anti gay-marriage responses. just a little fact-checking.

stop promoting your liberal agenda so loudly buzzfeed
i get it you’re sponsored by huffpo

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by this argument i’d rather watch on the jumbotron
the alternative is just lots of stupidity

isn’t he the weird brother from wedding crashers?