That dress makes my pants feel funny.

… boobs

Holy titties Batman! She is flopping all over the goddamn place. And did Little Richard design that dress? Jesus Christ. That erection was the least of the awful in this video.

Her titties are all over the place, gross. She's no XUXA.

that's the least flattering dress ever! not to mention how creepy that is to dress so provocatively on a kids show…ah well…keeps it more interesting for the dads I suppose.

“I'm talking about erections.”
no thanks, not a pedo