Um, isn’t the train leaving?

Sriracha isn’t a brand.

Wax Jackets
Killing things
Tax Evasion
Laughing at poor people

Technically Farnsworth invented television as we know it. Logie Baird’s mechanical system was the first to prove images could be transmitted via radio waves. And he did it in Hastings, England anyway ;) Deep fried Mars bars though, heaven.

Ellen Barkin and Denise Richards have aged horribly.

Rabbits are cute, but make terrible pets. Please don’t get one based on pictures like these, at least without taking proper research.

I moved from the South (somerset) to Gateshead… I haven’t seen the countryside or stars at night for far too long. England isn’t divided into The North and London… In my experience people in the North are more insensitive, less respectful of others and their surroundings (I’ve never seen such bad littering), a lack of pride (other than for football, which divides communities that would be better off united)… But it’s not all bad. The resilience in the face of adversity and a government that doesn’t care is impressive, and everyone is hardworking.

No, that’s mushy peas.

Perfect, I need to cut down on fat to avoid gall bladder surgery, and this comes along.

I desperately wanted to two strap because one strapping was way uncomfortable, especially with how heavy my bag somehow got. But I felt too self conscious.