1.
You kept growing older, but your teammates were always freshmen.
2.
You were complimented most often on "hustle."
3.
Your football jersey was from 1974.
4.
Your games and practices were always at the worst times.
5.
You were always "most improved" because it was actually not possible for you to have gotten any worse.
6.
Your dad sent you to a "skills development camp."
7.
Your coach doubled as your math teacher.
8.
The cheerleaders never wore your jersey on game day.
9.
You shared the locker room with people two feet taller than you.
10.
Your mom was the only person who ever came to a game.
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