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John Kerry Is Really Good At Twitter

The next Secretary of State is surprisingly candid in his Twitter feed. Some shameless Mitt Romney takedowns.

His early tweets were a little random:


Flight home to Boston in a few minutes. Long week and my aunt has a 93rd birthday party tomorrow.— John Kerry


good talk with TBPickens today – let’s pass the darned bill!— John Kerry


Paul Tewes in a suit, hell freezing over …— John Kerry


ever notice how repub tlkg heads spin company line while dems get all analytical? Me 2— John Kerry


harry reid!!!— John Kerry

rode 60 miles at crack o dawn – but holy dogs now the pressure’s on!! http://t.co/fWME44V

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

rode 60 miles at crack o dawn – but holy dogs now the pressure’s on!! http://t.co/fWME44V— John Kerry

But then we learned he really loves Mad Men:

.@MadMen_AMC just rang opening bell? glad almost back

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

.@MadMen_AMC just rang opening bell? glad almost back— John Kerry

Mad Men and Dunkin Donuts:

got hard copy of @Newsweek w @MadMen_AMC ,love the vintage ads incl @DunkinDonuts ad http://t.co/k9NTN5Qa

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

got hard copy of @Newsweek w @MadMen_AMC ,love the vintage ads incl @DunkinDonuts ad http://t.co/k9NTN5Qa— John Kerry

at dunkin donuts here in boca/feels like I'm at home in MA http://t.co/MOWCrAba

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

at dunkin donuts here in boca/feels like I’m at home in MA http://t.co/MOWCrAba— John Kerry

And trash-talking the Yankees:

Hey Yanks fans: red sox lost opening day 2004 and how'd that work out for ya?

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

Hey Yanks fans: red sox lost opening day 2004 and how’d that work out for ya?— John Kerry

But his speciality — trash-talking Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan:

well gov, the state isn't proud of you, you can't even compete in MA

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

well gov, the state isn’t proud of you, you can’t even compete in MA— John Kerry

VP shows lot of restraint re what he rightly said is malarkey

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

VP shows lot of restraint re what he rightly said is malarkey— John Kerry

Man vs Food a good show, Man vs Boy a gr8 debate - go Joe!

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

Man vs Food a good show, Man vs Boy a gr8 debate - go Joe!— John Kerry

by the end of this Ryan may vote for Joe

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

by the end of this Ryan may vote for Joe— John Kerry

Reporter asked me if I'm glad Bobby V gone, if in-character, as Mitt mighta said, I love firing people

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

Reporter asked me if I’m glad Bobby V gone, if in-character, as Mitt mighta said, I love firing people— John Kerry

Yes -- it IS a sketchy deal.

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

Yes — it IS a sketchy deal.— John Kerry

4 petes sake/runnin 4 office can't have illegals - oops sorry I was still in-character as Mitt

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

4 petes sake/runnin 4 office can’t have illegals - oops sorry I was still in-character as Mitt— John Kerry

just received this one – pretty funny! http://t.co/vFIwSRWc

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

just received this one – pretty funny! http://t.co/vFIwSRWc— John Kerry

I think POTUS just sank Romney's battleship

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

I think POTUS just sank Romney’s battleship— John Kerry

Mitt apparently had no binders on foreign policy

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

Mitt apparently had no binders on foreign policy— John Kerry

debate was commander in chief vs campaigner in confusion, President O won cc: @stefcutter @davidaxelrod @jrpsaki @BenLaBolt

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

debate was commander in chief vs campaigner in confusion, President O won cc: @stefcutter @davidaxelrod @jrpsaki @BenLaBolt— John Kerry

wasn't joking when I said I'd need exorcism post-debate tonight after months playing Mitt Romney cc: @stefcutter http://t.co/vp24O8iK

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry)

wasn’t joking when I said I’d need exorcism post-debate tonight after months playing Mitt Romney cc: @stefcutter http://t.co/vp24O8iK— John Kerry

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Ruby Cramer is a political reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
Contact Ruby Cramer at ruby.cramer@buzzfeed.com.
 
 

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