Get the story on this… um… awkward product at The Atlantic Wire.
This is a painting of Darth Vader on a matchbook.
Check out nine more tiny li’l portraits of pop-culture icons at Flavorwire.
Is it even *possible* to construct a functional joke about a nine-year-old at the Oscars?
The Awl examines the question in depth.
Spring Break is kicking off at one NFL star’s house even though he isn’t there yet.
Learn his (entirely unsurprising) identity at Busted Coverage.
Sure they’re majestic, but what do they TASTE like?
The Week has a brief menu of descriptions.
Stylish toothpaste: It’s a thing.
Check out 10 examples of aspirational dental-hygiene products at Remodelista.