A Bicycle-Seat Nightmare Leads The Morning Links

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10 people who have misplaced their Oscars. - [MentalFloss]

Iran is none too pleased with Argo’s big Oscar win. - [Newser]

Watch Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s pre-South Park short from college. - [WarmingGlow]

12 beautiful poems for book lovers. - [Flavorwire]

Is Michelle Obama the next Hillary? - [Salon]

5 ridiculously expensive restaurant menu items. - [TheWeek]

SPOILER ALERT: Very bad news for Batman’s sidekick this week. - [NYPost]

Haunting photos of suitcases recovered from an asylum. - [Slate]

The 7 deadly sins of online gaming. - [Cracked]

Headline Story: They’ll be telling this story in Chinese hospitals for a very, very long time. - [RocketNews24]