The Door-To-Door Porn Saleswoman Leads The Evening Links

It's the human touch that makes all the difference.

Is selling porn door-to-door REALLY such a crime?

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Well, actually, yeah, in South Carolina at least. Meet the very enterprising Jeanette Ellis at FilmDrunk.

"Progressive" is not necessarily the first word that comes to mind when you think of ultimate fighting.

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Former light heavyweight champion Rashad Evans

But as The Atlantic Wire reports, the UFC is way ahead of other professional sports in terms of supporting gay rights.

Remember how weird it was when 'Fresh Prince' switched Aunt Vivs?

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Mental Floss has a list of 11 characters played by different actors. This shouldn't ever happen because it's confusing, but it does.

Using your computer or mobile device might seem like a great way to unwind.

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But as The Fiscal Times reports, a cyber attack could ruin your life.

We're not here to talk about the fact that Holly Madison inexplicably named her baby "Rainbow Aurora."

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We're here to worry about the fact that 9 other celebs are going to have the chance to make similarly bizarre decisions this year, as per YourTango.

One of the guys you always meet on spring break, of course, is Underage Guy.

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If you need him he'll be "in the emergency room, getting his stomach pumped." 16 more very unfortunate spring break archetypes at AskMen.

Why is everyone so into zombies right now?

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Newser has a theory.

And speaking of monsters, Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" was published on this date in 1818.

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To celebrate, Flavorwire has put together a very cool list of 15 vintage covers.