The Definitive Guide To Kristen Stewart’s Sneakers And Other Links

She sure does look comfortable, doesn’t she?

The black Converse: October 31, 2008; May 31, 2009; July 21, 2011

The blue lace-ups: January 14, 2007; January 19, 2009; February 25, 2009

The invitation to the first Thanksgiving dinner. - [CollegeHumor]

Why don’t we eat turkey eggs? - [Slate]

6 retro ads with accidental sexual innuendos. - [Cracked]

7 colorful alternatives to the nightmare that is Black Friday. - [TheFrisky]

Has Bradley Cooper finally broken through to the A-list? - [Vulture]

Jesus and/or John Lennon and/or some anonymous young woman appeared in a cup of coffee. - [DeathAndTaxes]

And in other beverage news: the cheeseburger cocktail. - [Cosmopolitan]

Two local news anchors quit live on the air on Tuesday. - [DailyMail]

Who is the most popular Thanksgiving dinner guest in America? - [NYPost]

Headline Story: Click through for a comprehensive guide to each pair of KStew’s sneakers and the different occasions on which she’s worn them. This is anthropology, people! - [TheCut]