So Apparently Ernest Hemingway Was James Joyce’s Muscle

Because everyone in 1920s Paris wanted a piece of the guy who wrote Ulysses.

1. Joyce was no pugilist. So he needed a little backup when shit got heated.

2. To translate into Simpsons by way of the SAT analogy section: Hemingway was to Joyce what Nelson is to Martin.

Via reddit.com

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