Have You Accepted The Gospel Of Guy Fieri?

New York Times restaurant reviewer Pete Wells has clearly marked himself an unbeliever. But will YOU gain entry to Flavor Town once you shuffle off this mortal coil? Your answers to these questions will reveal the fate of your soul.

  1. 1. The Test of Taste

    His Flavorness is a man of refined palate. If you had to dinner at one chain restaurant every night for a month, which of these would it be?

    1. Cheesecake Factory
    2. KFC
    3. Olive Garden
    1. In-N-Out Burger
    2. McCormick & Schmick’s
    3. Chipotle
  2. 2. The Test of Identification

    His Flavorness is a man of considerable renown. If you could live the life of one of these historical figures, which would you choose?

    1. Napoleon Bonaparte
    2. Ernest Hemingway
    3. John Lennon
    1. Marilyn Monroe
    2. Queen Elizabeth I
    3. Bruce Lee
  3. 3. The Test of Music

    His Flavorness loves rockin’ out to sweet tunes. In your opinion, which of these songs is the best?

    1. A Tribe Called Quest, “Can I Kick It?”
    2. Johnny Cash, “Ring Of Fire”
    3. Beyonce, “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
    4. Nirvana, “The Man Who Sold The World”
  4. 4. The Test of Courage

    His Flavorness is a man of gargantuan courage. If you had to face someone or something in single combat, which one of these would it be?

    1. A Tiger
    2. The Ultimate Warrior
    3. Ryan Gosling
    1. A Velociraptor
    2. A Sixth-Grader
    3. Masaharu Morimoto
  5. 5. The Test of Condiments

    His Flavorness is a great lover of added flavor. How many condiments are in your refrigerator right now?

    1. 0-2
    2. 2-5
    1. 5-10
    2. 10+
  6. 6. The Test Of Hats

    His Flavorness also really likes hats. Choose the best one.

    1. Cowboy
    2. Baseball
    3. Fedora
    1. Cat-Ear Beanie
    2. Big Floppy
    3. Flat-Top
  7. 7. The Test Of Perception

    His Flavorness is a man of the people. Which of the following clips from movies best describes the way you see the people around you?

    1. From “I Love You, Man”
    2. From “Spaceballs”
    3. From “The Royal Tenenbaums”
  8. 8. The Test Of Affections

    Above all, His Flavorness is a man of warm and caring heart. Which of these baby animals makes you feel the cuddliest?

    1. Kitten
    2. Hedgehog
    3. Sooty Owl
    1. Echidna Puggle
    2. Puppy
    3. Hamster

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