Indisputable Proof That Cats Have Always Been A Pain Leads The Afternoon Links

Big, big win for #TeamDog.

Image by Emir O. Filipovic courtesy of The Atlantic

Introducing Florida’s “designated texter” campaign. - [Betabeat]

How not to be a dick to your older friends. - [XOJane]

Did you know that you can navigate from any web page to any other web page in 19 clicks or less? - [TheWeek]

Behold the average porn star. - [HuffPostWeirdNews]

8 of the most delicious international snacks in existence. - [Guyism]

10 of music’s weirdest sources for samples. - [Flavorwire]

Louis Gossett Jr.’s post-Oscar heartbreak. - [TheRoot]

What do models really get paid for Fashion Week? - [Refinery29]

An interactive analysis of Tolkien’s works. - [Visual.ly]

Headline Story: A cat walked its inky paws across this book a very, VERY long time ago. - [TheAtlantic]