Bo The First Dog Is Getting The White House Ready For Christmas

And today he gave the press a briefing on what he’s been up to.

1. “Good afternoon. Thank you all for joining me.”

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2. “As you may know, I have already chosen a Christmas tree.”

3. “The First Lady herself inspected it very closely.”

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4. “I have also commissioned a gingerbread White House.”

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5. “All the key features of the First Family’s experience will be tastefully replicated.”

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6. “Certain other holiday decorations have also been set up throughout the house.”

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7. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some important meetings to attend to.”

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8. “VERY important meetings.”

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