Buzz·Posted on Nov 10, 201227 Totally Unique Twitter Jokes About Petraeus's ResignationThey're like little zinger snowflakes, each funnier than the last.by Raymond SultanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Rachel Stricklen @RachelStricklen Petraeus? More like Betray-us. Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:55:37 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Petraeus? More like Betray-us.-- Rachel Stricklen 2. Gregory Наявiи @gregharbin “More like General Betray-ME!” - Mrs Petraeus Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:50:21 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite “More like General Betray-ME!†- Mrs Petraeus-- Gregory ÐаÑвiи 3. Mike Johnson @MJohnson425 "David Petraeus? More like David Betray-Us, amiright?" - his family, probably Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:38:03 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite "David Petraeus? More like David Betray-Us, amiright?" - his family, probably-- Mike Johnson 4. Barry Setlich @unklebaby Petraeus? More like Betray...her. :( Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:34:32 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Petraeus? More like Betray...her. :(-- Barry Setlich 5. GreenBoat @greenboat5 General Petraeus -- more like General #BetrayUS (amirite version) Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:34:03 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite General Petraeus -- more like General #BetrayUS (amirite version)-- GreenBoat 6. flavius217 @flavius217 "David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed Me!" — Petraeus' wife Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:15:40 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite "David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed Me!" — Petraeus' wife-- flavius217 7. Crutnacker @Crutnacker General Petraeus? More like General Betrayus. Amiright? #generalpetraeus #petraeus Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:04:27 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite General Petraeus? More like General Betrayus. Amiright? #generalpetraeus #petraeus-- Crutnacker 8. K. L. T. @TheRealKLT "More like David Betray-us!" - David Petraeus' wife Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:03:31 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite "More like David Betray-us!" - David Petraeus' wife-- K. L. T. 9. steve saleeba @TheSteveDuJour More like BETRAY-eus... hey oh! RT @JesseRodriguez: Petraeus reveals extramarital affair Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:01:00 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite More like BETRAY-eus... hey oh! RT @JesseRodriguez: Petraeus reveals extramarital affair-- steve saleeba 10. amy o'connor @amyohconnor "David Petraeus? More like David Betray Us." - David Petraeus' family, presumably. Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:02:50 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite "David Petraeus? More like David Betray Us." - David Petraeus' family, presumably.-- amy o'connor 11. Gavin Fritton @gavinesq So that whole MoveOn "Petraeus Betray Us" thing is more like "Petraeus Betrays His Wife"? Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:57:15 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite So that whole MoveOn "Petraeus Betray Us" thing is more like "Petraeus Betrays His Wife"?-- Gavin Fritton 12. Jed @jedfudally 'petraeus?' more like 'betrayed us' *sobs* *giggles* *sobs* Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:55:37 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite 'petraeus?' more like 'betrayed us' *sobs* *giggles* *sobs*-- Jed 13. Caleb Lyons @CalebLyons More like David BETRAYus, am I right? #NailedIt #HeNailedHer #Nailed http://t.co/ssYb7gY5 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:39:54 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite More like David BETRAYus, am I right? #NailedIt #HeNailedHer #Nailed http://t.co/ssYb7gY5-- Caleb Lyons 14. Chase Thomas @realchasethomas General David Petraeus resigns because of an affair. MORE LIKE GENERAL BETRAYED US #badumtsh #onarolltoday Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:37:48 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite General David Petraeus resigns because of an affair. MORE LIKE GENERAL BETRAYED US #badumtsh #onarolltoday-- Chase Thomas 15. Reasonabledoubt @ReasonableDoubt Petraeus? More like BETRAY-US. Amiright??? Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:40:36 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Petraeus? More like BETRAY-US. Amiright???-- Reasonabledoubt 16. Steve Hoban @fakestevehoban More like "Betray-Us", amirite? RT @rupertmurdoch: Ignore last tweet. Sorry. Petraeus has NOT taken fall for O. Sun, 04 Nov 2012 03:25:18 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite More like "Betray-Us", amirite? RT @rupertmurdoch: Ignore last tweet. Sorry. Petraeus has NOT taken fall for O.-- Steve Hoban 17. Patrick @pattymo "More like General BetrayMe" - Mrs. Petraeus *chorus of groans* Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:22:54 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite "More like General BetrayMe" - Mrs. Petraeus *chorus of groans*-- Patrick 18. Dan Ford @denialtwister31 Genera; Petraeus? More like General BETRAYHSWIFE Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:20:18 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Genera; Petraeus? More like General BETRAYHSWIFE-- Dan Ford 19. Michael Brown @MichaelWBrownCT More like General Pe-PLAY-eus, eh? eh? #petraeus. Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:11:23 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite More like General Pe-PLAY-eus, eh? eh? #petraeus.-- Michael Brown 20. Shawn Donovan @FeralCherub General Petraeus? More like General Betray-us! #loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:06:57 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite General Petraeus? More like General Betray-us! #loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth-- Shawn Donovan 21. Ari Voukydis @AriVoukydis #Petraeus? More like BETRAYhiswife. Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:07:03 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite #Petraeus? More like BETRAYhiswife.-- Ari Voukydis 22. Jake Plunkett @JakePlunkett More like David Betrayedus, am i right? #petraeus Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:30:16 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite More like David Betrayedus, am i right? #petraeus-- Jake Plunkett 23. Abbie @zeroanaphora Luckily she has a readymade "Petraeus? More like BETRAEUS" line. Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:10:31 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Luckily she has a readymade "Petraeus? More like BETRAEUS" line.-- Abbie 24. Matthew Dolkart @matthewdolkart "More like General David Betray Us." - David Petraeus's Family Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:43:53 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite "More like General David Betray Us." - David Petraeus's Family-- Matthew Dolkart 25. Rob Rosenberg @SenatorRob David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed-Us! He has forever taken himself out of the running for a future cabinet position. Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:31:20 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed-Us! He has forever taken himself out of the running for a future cabinet position.-- Rob Rosenberg 26. Brian McWilliams @BrianMcWilliams #Petraeus? More like BETRAY US! ZING! Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:30:31 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite #Petraeus? More like BETRAY US! ZING!-- Brian McWilliams 27. Dennis Clay @chefdennisclay General petraeus, more like general BETRAY-us, amirite guys?!? Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:12:15 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite General petraeus, more like general BETRAY-us, amirite guys?!?-- Dennis Clay And one that's actually sort of funny: Mike Bauman @Mikey36012 General Petraeus? More like General Pelovesfucking, am I right? #ThankYouAndGoodNight Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:43:23 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite General Petraeus? More like General Pelovesfucking, am I right? #ThankYouAndGoodNight-- Mike Bauman