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27 Totally Unique Twitter Jokes About Petraeus’s Resignation

They’re like little zinger snowflakes, each funnier than the last.

1.

Petraeus? More like Betray-us.— Rachel Stricklen

2.

“More like General Betray-ME!” - Mrs Petraeus— Gregory Наявiи

3.

“David Petraeus? More like David Betray-Us, amiright?” - his family, probably— Mike Johnson

4.

Petraeus? More like Betray…her. :(— Barry Setlich

5.

General Petraeus — more like General #BetrayUS (amirite version)— GreenBoat

6.

"David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed Me!" — Petraeus' wife

— flavius217 (@flavius217)

“David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed Me!” — Petraeus’ wife— flavius217

7.

General Petraeus? More like General Betrayus. Amiright? #generalpetraeus #petraeus

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker)

General Petraeus? More like General Betrayus. Amiright? #generalpetraeus #petraeus— Crutnacker

8.

"More like David Betray-us!" - David Petraeus' wife

— TheRealKLT (@K. L. T.)

“More like David Betray-us!” - David Petraeus’ wife— K. L. T.

9.

More like BETRAY-eus... hey oh! RT @JesseRodriguez: Petraeus reveals extramarital affair

— TheSteveDuJour (@steve saleeba)

More like BETRAY-eus… hey oh! RT @JesseRodriguez: Petraeus reveals extramarital affair— steve saleeba

10.

"David Petraeus? More like David Betray Us." - David Petraeus' family, presumably.

— amyohconnor (@amy o'connor)

“David Petraeus? More like David Betray Us.” - David Petraeus’ family, presumably.— amy o’connor

11.

So that whole MoveOn "Petraeus Betray Us" thing is more like "Petraeus Betrays His Wife"?

— gavinesq (@Gavin Fritton)

So that whole MoveOn “Petraeus Betray Us” thing is more like “Petraeus Betrays His Wife”?— Gavin Fritton

12.

'petraeus?' more like 'betrayed us' *sobs* *giggles* *sobs*

— jedfudally (@Jed)

‘petraeus?’ more like ‘betrayed us’ *sobs* *giggles* *sobs*— Jed

13.

More like David BETRAYus, am I right? #NailedIt #HeNailedHer #Nailed http://t.co/ssYb7gY5

— CalebLyons (@Caleb Lyons)

More like David BETRAYus, am I right? #NailedIt #HeNailedHer #Nailed http://t.co/ssYb7gY5— Caleb Lyons

14.

General David Petraeus resigns because of an affair. MORE LIKE GENERAL BETRAYED US #badumtsh #onarolltoday

— realchasethomas (@Chase Thomas)

General David Petraeus resigns because of an affair. MORE LIKE GENERAL BETRAYED US #badumtsh #onarolltoday— Chase Thomas

15.

Petraeus? More like BETRAY-US. Amiright???

— ReasonableDoubt (@Reasonabledoubt)

Petraeus? More like BETRAY-US. Amiright???— Reasonabledoubt

16.

More like "Betray-Us", amirite? RT @rupertmurdoch: Ignore last tweet. Sorry. Petraeus has NOT taken fall for O.

— fakestevehoban (@Steve Hoban)

More like “Betray-Us”, amirite? RT @rupertmurdoch: Ignore last tweet. Sorry. Petraeus has NOT taken fall for O.— Steve Hoban

17.

"More like General BetrayMe" - Mrs. Petraeus *chorus of groans*

— pattymo (@Patrick)

“More like General BetrayMe” - Mrs. Petraeus *chorus of groans*— Patrick

18.

Genera; Petraeus? More like General BETRAYHSWIFE

— denialtwister31 (@Dan Ford)

Genera; Petraeus? More like General BETRAYHSWIFE— Dan Ford

19.

More like General Pe-PLAY-eus, eh? eh? #petraeus.

— MichaelWBrownCT (@Michael Brown)

More like General Pe-PLAY-eus, eh? eh? #petraeus.— Michael Brown

20.

General Petraeus? More like General Betray-us! #loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth

— FeralCherub (@Shawn Donovan)

General Petraeus? More like General Betray-us! #loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth— Shawn Donovan

21.

#Petraeus? More like BETRAYhiswife.

— AriVoukydis (@Ari Voukydis)

#Petraeus? More like BETRAYhiswife.— Ari Voukydis

22.

More like David Betrayedus, am i right? #petraeus

— JakePlunkett (@Jake Plunkett)

More like David Betrayedus, am i right? #petraeus— Jake Plunkett

23.

Luckily she has a readymade "Petraeus? More like BETRAEUS" line.

— zeroanaphora (@Abbie)

Luckily she has a readymade “Petraeus? More like BETRAEUS” line.— Abbie

24.

"More like General David Betray Us." - David Petraeus's Family

— matthewdolkart (@Matthew Dolkart)

“More like General David Betray Us.” - David Petraeus’s Family— Matthew Dolkart

25.

David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed-Us! He has forever taken himself out of the running for a future cabinet position.

— SenatorRob (@Rob Rosenberg)

David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed-Us! He has forever taken himself out of the running for a future cabinet position.— Rob Rosenberg

26.

#Petraeus? More like BETRAY US! ZING!

— BrianMcWilliams (@Brian McWilliams)

#Petraeus? More like BETRAY US! ZING!— Brian McWilliams

27.

General petraeus, more like general BETRAY-us, amirite guys?!?

— chefdennisclay (@Dennis Clay)

General petraeus, more like general BETRAY-us, amirite guys?!?— Dennis Clay

And one that’s actually sort of funny:

General Petraeus? More like General Pelovesfucking, am I right? #ThankYouAndGoodNight

— Mikey36012 (@Mike Bauman)

General Petraeus? More like General Pelovesfucking, am I right? #ThankYouAndGoodNight— Mike Bauman

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