27 Totally Unique Twitter Jokes About Petraeus’s Resignation

They’re like little zinger snowflakes, each funnier than the last.

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27 Totally Unique Twitter Jokes About Petr...
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“More like General Betray-ME!” - Mrs Petraeus

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"David Petraeus? More like David Betray-Us, amiright?" - his family, probably

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General Petraeus -- more like General #BetrayUS (amirite version)

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"David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed Me!" — Petraeus' wife

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"More like David Betray-us!" - David Petraeus' wife

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More like BETRAY-eus... hey oh! RT @JesseRodriguez: Petraeus reveals extramarital affair

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"David Petraeus? More like David Betray Us." - David Petraeus' family, presumably.

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So that whole MoveOn "Petraeus Betray Us" thing is more like "Petraeus Betrays His Wife"?

12.

'petraeus?' more like 'betrayed us' *sobs* *giggles* *sobs*

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General David Petraeus resigns because of an affair. MORE LIKE GENERAL BETRAYED US #badumtsh #onarolltoday

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More like "Betray-Us", amirite? RT @rupertmurdoch: Ignore last tweet. Sorry. Petraeus has NOT taken fall for O.

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"More like General BetrayMe" - Mrs. Petraeus *chorus of groans*

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Genera; Petraeus? More like General BETRAYHSWIFE

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Luckily she has a readymade "Petraeus? More like BETRAEUS" line.

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"More like General David Betray Us." - David Petraeus's Family

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David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed-Us! He has forever taken himself out of the running for a future cabinet position.

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General petraeus, more like general BETRAY-us, amirite guys?!?

And one that’s actually sort of funny:

General Petraeus? More like General Pelovesfucking, am I right? #ThankYouAndGoodNight

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