27 Totally Unique Twitter Jokes About Petraeus’s Resignation

They’re like little zinger snowflakes, each funnier than the last.

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"David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed Me!" — Petraeus' wife

— flavius217 (@flavius217)
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General Petraeus? More like General Betrayus. Amiright? #generalpetraeus #petraeus

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker)
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"More like David Betray-us!" - David Petraeus' wife

— TheRealKLT (@K. L. T.)
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More like BETRAY-eus... hey oh! RT @JesseRodriguez: Petraeus reveals extramarital affair

— TheSteveDuJour (@steve saleeba)
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"David Petraeus? More like David Betray Us." - David Petraeus' family, presumably.

— amyohconnor (@amy o'connor)
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So that whole MoveOn "Petraeus Betray Us" thing is more like "Petraeus Betrays His Wife"?

— gavinesq (@Gavin Fritton)
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'petraeus?' more like 'betrayed us' *sobs* *giggles* *sobs*

— jedfudally (@Jed)
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More like David BETRAYus, am I right? #NailedIt #HeNailedHer #Nailed http://t.co/ssYb7gY5

— CalebLyons (@Caleb Lyons)
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General David Petraeus resigns because of an affair. MORE LIKE GENERAL BETRAYED US #badumtsh #onarolltoday

— realchasethomas (@Chase Thomas)
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Petraeus? More like BETRAY-US. Amiright???

— ReasonableDoubt (@Reasonabledoubt)
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More like "Betray-Us", amirite? RT @rupertmurdoch: Ignore last tweet. Sorry. Petraeus has NOT taken fall for O.

— fakestevehoban (@Steve Hoban)
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"More like General BetrayMe" - Mrs. Petraeus *chorus of groans*

— pattymo (@Patrick)
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Genera; Petraeus? More like General BETRAYHSWIFE

— denialtwister31 (@Dan Ford)
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More like General Pe-PLAY-eus, eh? eh? #petraeus.

— MichaelWBrownCT (@Michael Brown)
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General Petraeus? More like General Betray-us! #loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth

— FeralCherub (@Shawn Donovan)
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#Petraeus? More like BETRAYhiswife.

— AriVoukydis (@Ari Voukydis)
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More like David Betrayedus, am i right? #petraeus

— JakePlunkett (@Jake Plunkett)
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Luckily she has a readymade "Petraeus? More like BETRAEUS" line.

— zeroanaphora (@Abbie)
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"More like General David Betray Us." - David Petraeus's Family

— matthewdolkart (@Matthew Dolkart)
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David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed-Us! He has forever taken himself out of the running for a future cabinet position.

— SenatorRob (@Rob Rosenberg)
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#Petraeus? More like BETRAY US! ZING!

— BrianMcWilliams (@Brian McWilliams)
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General petraeus, more like general BETRAY-us, amirite guys?!?

— chefdennisclay (@Dennis Clay)

And one that’s actually sort of funny:

General Petraeus? More like General Pelovesfucking, am I right? #ThankYouAndGoodNight

— Mikey36012 (@Mike Bauman)

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