27 Totally Unique Twitter Jokes About Petraeus’s Resignation

They’re like little zinger snowflakes, each funnier than the last. posted on

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"David Petraeus? More like David Betray-Us, amiright?" - his family, probably

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General Petraeus -- more like General #BetrayUS" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23BetrayUS">#BetrayUS (amirite version)

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General Petraeus? More like General Betrayus. Amiright? #generalpetraeus" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23generalpetraeus">#generalpetraeus #petraeus" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23petraeus">#petraeus

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More like BETRAY-eus... hey oh! RT @JesseRodriguez:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez">@JesseRodriguez: Petraeus reveals extramarital affair

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"David Petraeus? More like David Betray Us." - David Petraeus' family, presumably.

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So that whole MoveOn "Petraeus Betray Us" thing is more like "Petraeus Betrays His Wife"?

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More like David BETRAYus, am I right? http://twitter.com/search?q=%23NailedIt"> href="#NailedIt" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Nailed">#NailedIt #HeNailedHer" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23HeNailedHer">#HeNailedHer #Nailed" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Nailed">#Nailed usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/…" target="_blank">http://t.co/ssYb7gY5">usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/…

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General David Petraeus resigns because of an affair. MORE LIKE GENERAL BETRAYED US #badumtsh" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23badumtsh">#badumtsh #onarolltoday" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23onarolltoday">#onarolltoday

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More like "Betray-Us", amirite? RT @rupertmurdoch:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/rupertmurdoch">@rupertmurdoch: Ignore last tweet. Sorry. Petraeus has NOT taken fall for O.

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"More like General BetrayMe" - Mrs. Petraeus *chorus of groans*

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More like General Pe-PLAY-eus, eh? eh? #petraeus." target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23petraeus">#petraeus.

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General Petraeus? More like General Betray-us! #loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth">#loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth

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#Petraeus?" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Petraeus">#Petraeus? More like BETRAYhiswife.

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More like David Betrayedus, am i right? #petraeus" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23petraeus">#petraeus

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Luckily she has a readymade "Petraeus? More like BETRAEUS" line.

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David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed-Us! He has forever taken himself out of the running for a future cabinet position.

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#Petraeus?" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Petraeus">#Petraeus? More like BETRAY US! ZING!

And one that’s actually sort of funny:

General Petraeus? More like General Pelovesfucking, am I right? #ThankYouAndGoodNight" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ThankYouAndGoodNight">#ThankYouAndGoodNight

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