Petraeus? More like Betray-us.
27 Totally Unique Twitter Jokes About Petraeus’s Resignation
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“More like General Betray-ME!” - Mrs Petraeus
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"David Petraeus? More like David Betray-Us, amiright?" - his family, probably
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Petraeus? More like Betray...her. :(
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General Petraeus -- more like General #BetrayUS (amirite version)
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"David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed Me!" — Petraeus' wife
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General Petraeus? More like General Betrayus. Amiright? #generalpetraeus #petraeus
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"More like David Betray-us!" - David Petraeus' wife
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More like BETRAY-eus... hey oh! RT @JesseRodriguez: Petraeus reveals extramarital affair
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"David Petraeus? More like David Betray Us." - David Petraeus' family, presumably.
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So that whole MoveOn "Petraeus Betray Us" thing is more like "Petraeus Betrays His Wife"?
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'petraeus?' more like 'betrayed us' *sobs* *giggles* *sobs*
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More like David BETRAYus, am I right? #NailedIt #HeNailedHer #Nailed usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/…
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General David Petraeus resigns because of an affair. MORE LIKE GENERAL BETRAYED US #badumtsh #onarolltoday
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Petraeus? More like BETRAY-US. Amiright???
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More like "Betray-Us", amirite? RT @rupertmurdoch: Ignore last tweet. Sorry. Petraeus has NOT taken fall for O.
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"More like General BetrayMe" - Mrs. Petraeus *chorus of groans*
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Genera; Petraeus? More like General BETRAYHSWIFE
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More like General Pe-PLAY-eus, eh? eh? #petraeus.
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General Petraeus? More like General Betray-us! #loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth
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#Petraeus? More like BETRAYhiswife.
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More like David Betrayedus, am i right? #petraeus
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Luckily she has a readymade "Petraeus? More like BETRAEUS" line.
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"More like General David Betray Us." - David Petraeus's Family
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David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed-Us! He has forever taken himself out of the running for a future cabinet position.
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#Petraeus? More like BETRAY US! ZING!
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General petraeus, more like general BETRAY-us, amirite guys?!?
And one that’s actually sort of funny:
General Petraeus? More like General Pelovesfucking, am I right? #ThankYouAndGoodNight
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sparrowsinfrost 6 months agoDont thank god, thank the mainstream media and everyone willing to ignore this debacle. Not the way to start term #2
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sparrowsinfrost 6 months ago
Its funny because he was forced into resignation right before he was going to testify about one of the most obvious cover-ups in recent us history…wait. sorry not funny, just really unsettling.
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bighungrysteve 6 months agoSorry I’m not sure I got the joke. Can someone please explain it to me.
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Dorkamorka 6 months ago
The nation’s top spy should be better at sneaking around. It was like a bad performance review.
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