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    10 Year Gap From A Fraternity Gentleman's Perspective

    Many think college is the best time for hooking up, but you may want to rethink that..

    College is a wonderful point in every man's life. New experiences, hook culture and the chance to grow. For some, there is the opportunity to join a Greek organization and bond with over 50 of your brothers for a lifetime. Now, over the course of that time period, I would say about 75%, there is a strong emphasis of getting girls. This can happen anytime after she's over 18 (or whatever legal standard you're going by) up until the time you marry (and in-between marriages as well). Yet, college is not the time when a woman's sexual curiosity or horniness is at its peak. After a brief discussion with friends…

    Me: Hey man, you think girls like getting down more now or later?

    Friend: Well, I really haven't been laid too much so I hope its later.

    Me: Hmm, would you say women like it when they're 30 or say 40.

    Friend: Well, if it's 40, the next 20 years are going to be pretty awful.

    Me: Agreed. Let's say 30.

    Ahem.. so why do girls enjoy these encounters after this "10 Year Gap"?

    1. It starts when they're young, but they lose interest

    18 years old is a prime age for many women. College is looming and the thought of hundreds of likeminded people raging, taking shots out the ass, and hooking up is more than enough to get a girl to experiment more into what that tingling sensation is below the belt. After welcome week, and mistaking every guy as "the one" and not just trying to get in her pa… "wait, maybe he does only just wants to have sex?!?" Fast forward to sophomore year after that girls has had her "oh sh*t" moment, realizing that many college guys want to hookup. She'll still be convinced once in a while that maybe he's the perfect guy, but by Senior year, that shit is on lock gentlemen. Good luck trying to win her over. Furthermore, I recently read a study that said the average female college senior gets asked on 6 or fewer dates in her collegiate career, not including the guy asking for breakfast in bed. That's pretty damn low. But when thinking of it, most colleges have tens of thousands of girls there, so why not experience all you can as a guy?

    2. Men aren't that good… yet

    Some of you are thinking, "Hey bro, what are you saying? I go so hard in my 2 minute and 45 second slam session. Also I'm too frat to care if she's pleasured, it's all about how much fun I have and it's hammer time!" Yeah, cool story bro. But a mentality like that is why women pretend fall asleep and would rather experiment with other women who have a lighter, gentler touch and know what each other like. If you only think about yourself, she'll eventually become disinterested. And if you're married/wifed up, you can tell through one simply test:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YPJA1UejGAE

    Now if she's getting into that position before you even start, things are looking too good. Another statistic that I heard was the average single man has sex about 50 times a year. On average, the study also says that single men with a steady hookup have sex about 3 times a week. Now that 50 times seemed a bit high to me, before thinking of the hookups I've had that have been repeat offenders and perhaps the study also included various forms of sex and blah blah blah. But I do wonder if the study corrected for all the weird inbreeding that goes on, but then figured they pretty much do because of all the guys who still think that a woman's breast feels like a bag of sand. Regardless, when older men focus more on pleasuring the girl that they are with than pleasuring themselves, they'll have more repeat hookups and would be more appealing to other women.

    3. All my friends are getting married!/I'm going to die soon.

    After a sexual hiatus of approximately 5-6 years (now she will still have sex, but one of three things must happen: (1) they're dating, (2) they've been on enough drinks for her to think they're about to date or (3) both persons are blackout drunk and the guy "forgot" which hole was which), all of her friends are getting married. After this realization, she'll be on a mission to find Mr. Perfect or at least try, and who's not going to buy a car without test driving it first? In addition, she'll have this absurd and crazy notion that she'll end up all alone in life (although statistics say over 20% of Americans will never marry in their lifetime, so get on it ladies!). Approximately in her late 20s and early 30s, a light has been rekindled and she goes out to find Mr. Perfect, but then realizes what she's missed out on those 5-10 odd years. "Well, he'll still be around when I'm 40, right?" At this point, she's hit her sexual prime and only thing for us to do is not mess it up. After a good amount of time, she'll either end up married by 35 or be that crazy lady across the street with 30+ cats. Even then, she'll probably still be down for some meaningfully, meaningless nights with me or whoever runs into her.

    If all else fails, there's always Tinder