24 Signs A Woman Wants To Sleep With You, According To Men

If she shows you her wrists, if she waters plants, or if she smells, it’s a sure thing. Apparently.

It seems today that a lot of men are confused because they “can’t tell” whether a woman wants to have sex with them or not.


Instead of, you know, asking a woman, a lot of men attempt to decode our “hidden” messages instead.

So I decided to search for “signs a woman wants to have sex”. These are some of the absurd and depressing results, detailed in articles and blogs written by men.

1. If she likes food.

2. If she stays standing in the same place when you go to the bathroom.

3. If she uses the phrase, “That is VERY interesting.”

5. If she isn’t on her phone.

6. If she wears revealing clothes.

7. If she offers you gum.

8. If she shows you her wrists.

9. If she laughs at a joke and shows her teeth.

10. If she’s been drinking.

 

11. If she said she had a (insert positive adjective here) night.

12. If she listens to rap or has a slimy cough.

13. If she “puts herself in the position to get it”.

15. If she’s nervous, but not in a run-away-from-you kinda way.

16. If she does the classic “triangle gaze”

17. If she waters plants.

18. If you can see her neck.

19. If her leg is pointed towards you.

20. If she watches wildlife on TV.

21. If she punches you.

22. If a button on her shirt is open.

23. If she asks you who you voted for.

24. If she isn’t holding hands with a friend.

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