This afternoon, the #FeministFacts hashtag enlightened Twitter users with very real facts about feminism.
Here are the best ones.
1.
@PennyRed Every time a woman wears trousers her chances of catching feminism increase by 5% #feministfacts
2.
You achieve enlightenment as a feminist when you completely cease to be affected by the existence of men. #feministfacts
3.
Feminists fly south in the winter, each flock in the shape of a vulva. Should the vulva shadow fall on you, death is certain #feministfacts
4.
Feminists attack in waves - 1st wave, 2nd wave, 3rd wave - like the aliens in Space Invaders. #feministfacts
5.
Feminists constantly grow new teeth, to replace the ones they lose shredding the tough flesh of their victims. #FeministFacts
6.
Feminists don't actually have blood like yours. Theirs is 30% spite, 25% vodka, 5% gasoline and 40% male tears. #feministfacts
7.
if you don't move, feminists can't see you. #feministfacts
8.
Every 28 days, feminists receive a telepathic message from Beyonce. I have no idea what it is, but it seems to make them mad. #feministfacts
9.
@RayMcGrath @PennyRed it's feminists who hide your sock. #feministfacts
10.
Male feminists must make voyage through all of a castle’s secret passageways before being bestowed the Coveted Cookie™ #feministfacts
11.
Feminists have amazing kegel muscles that they can use to crush the patriarchy #feministfacts
12.
#feministfacts did you know that »male gaze« is actually code for when feminists kill mortal enemies with their laser eyes? pew pew!
13.
Whenever your headphone wires are inexplicably tangled in your pockets, feminists did it so can't listen to robin thick. #feministfacts
14.
If you awake at midnight and the wolf howls outside your door and the raven croaks, that chill means a feminist is near #feministfacts
