15. You’d always win in an argument.
“I didn’t ask you what your name was, I asked you if this dress makes me look bad. Are you avoiding the question?”
“I am Groot does not explain what you were doing for the last three hours when you were supposed to be cleaning.”
16. He’d always be able to reach the top shelf.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina have dropped out of the 2016 Republican presidential race 🇺🇸