5. He’s a man of few words. Three, to be precise.
9. He also protects the galaxy, which is cool.
10. He doesn’t always have his shit together either.
Which is oddly reassuring.
12. He’d probably always let you pick what to watch on Netflix.
13. I mean, just look how cute he is with Rocket
14. Speaking of Rocket, you’d get an awesome new best friend!
15. You’d always win in an argument.
“I didn’t ask you what your name was, I asked you if this dress makes me look bad. Are you avoiding the question?”
“I am Groot does not explain what you were doing for the last three hours when you were supposed to be cleaning.”