18 Reasons Groot Would Be The Perfect Boyfriend

We are Groot.

1. He’s tall.

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2. And kind of built. For a tree.

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3. He’s sensitive.

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4. But he can still be a badass.

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5. He’s a man of few words. Three, to be precise.

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6. That SMILE.

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7. He’d bring you flowers.

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8. He’d be super protective.

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9. He also protects the galaxy, which is cool.

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10. He doesn’t always have his shit together either.

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Which is oddly reassuring.

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11. Can your boyfriend do this?

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12. He’d probably always let you pick what to watch on Netflix.

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13. I mean, just look how cute he is with Rocket

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14. Speaking of Rocket, you’d get an awesome new best friend!

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15. You’d always win in an argument.

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“I didn’t ask you what your name was, I asked you if this dress makes me look bad. Are you avoiding the question?”

“I am Groot does not explain what you were doing for the last three hours when you were supposed to be cleaning.”

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16. He’d always be able to reach the top shelf.

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17. He’d be the best dance partner.

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18. We are Groot.

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