This is UberFacts. It’s a Twitter account that Tweets “the most unimportant things you’ll never need to know.”
Now meet actress/comedian/writer/one of the greats/God herself, Chelsea Peretti.
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1. Every now and then, Chelsea likes to reply to ridiculous UberFacts tweets and it’s 100% the most hilarious thing ever.
She just understands.
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2. But really.
3. For some reason, UberFacts loves to Tweet about pregnancy. Chelsea tells them what’s up.
5. She will call out UberFacts when they aren’t making sense.
6. She will call out the men of her past!
7. She will call out Japanese porn!
8. And when UberFacts makes biased generalizations…
9. She’s a dreamer, just like us!
10. Except she’s on that next level type dreaming.
15. Yet another real question (what are the sources for these “facts,” anyway?).
16. UberFacts: literally igniting bad ideas for psychos across the world.
UberFacts can be unbelievable.
27. “Fruit of the testicle tree”
28. Self Defense 101
29. Wait. This is brilliant.
This should happen thooooo!!
30. More deets & sources always, pls.
34. R.I.P. UberFacts — Chelsea Peretti stays roasting you.
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