“Last week a Canadian man, Norman Buwalda, was killed by his pet tiger.
The press hasn’t delved into the gory minutia, but it’s likely the 295-kilogram beast chewed through his jugular or ripped off his head. A terrible way to go, but I can’t feel sorry for him.” http://www.mahala.co.za/reality/get-em-tiger/

Who is the guy with the glasses and white hats sitting on his left all the time?

Those are some pretty lame fantasies. Oh wait! Michael Bay.

What! No page curl?

I suppose he should get a “penelty” for that.

I like that you can tell this started and finished in winter by the progression and dissolution of his tan.  Also, what kind of a douche does this?

Wait! Wallpaper still exists?

A while ago after my friends car had been broken into and his stereo stolen he put a note up saying, “Please don't break into my car there is nothing left to steal”. The next morning he found a broken window and note on the seat saying “Just Checking”.