1. Remember that beautiful woman you love? Pregnancy hormones are about to turn her into the devil.
2. If you only have 1 bathroom in your house start practicing your pee pee dance. The bathroom is about to be occupied more often.
3. Be prepared to hold your wifes hair up while she throws up due to morning sickness
What they tell you is most of the time morning sickness isn’t just in the morning IT”S ALL DAY!
4. You’re going to start getting yelled at a lot more than normally, majority of the time, you’ll have no idea why.
5. Pregnant women can’t eat a lot of things (maybe even their FAVORITE things). Her body is going through enough don’t torture her more by eating/drinking these things infront of her.
6. Your nightly job will be to rub cocoa butter on her stomach. Get ready for shiney oiley hands, and that smell seems to never come off.
7. Let me introduce you to Progesterone. That magical hormone that helps maintain a pregnancy, but also turns that beautiful woman into a burping/farting machine.
8. Pregnancy has turned your woman into a bloodhound. She’ll be able to smell anything from far away, and it’ll probably make her nauseaus.
Get your cologne “approved” before putting it on.