A Guide For Men: A Trip To Victoria's Secret With Your Wife/Girlfriend

Guys all get dragged to the mall, it's a part of life. Sometimes we get lucky and the old "I'm going to get take a dump" excuse can get you out of visiting your girls favorite store, but sometimes it doesn't. Nothing can be more awkward than when you get dragged into Victoria's Secret. Here's a few tips to for you guys out there.

Don't Make any Rapey Faces

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Don't smile........ too much. Don't smirk. Keep a straight face, but not too straight.

Just don't scare any girls....

Don't Stray Too Far Away From Your Girl

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There's nothing creepier than a random guy just standing in the middle of a store while teenagers try to find the right thong to buy. Just stay near your girl, this may even be the opportune time to hold her purse for her. Just something that screams "I'm not here for creepy reasons"

Avoid Eye Contact With Anyone of the Opposite Sex

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Just don't look at anyone of the opposite sex. Mall security tends to take their jobs way too seriously.

Play on Your Phone

Seriously, utilize this time to just stare into the phone. Maybe send out a tweet about a random topic, and enjoy the fact that no one on Twitter likes you.

STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM THE DRESSING ROOM AS POSSIBLE!

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Seriously, stay away. Even if your girl is in there and asks for your opinion.

Your opinion on those pants that are on sale for $39.99 are not worth the chances of getting in trouble for accidentally witnessing a teenager trying on a bra.

Don't Get Caught Staring at a Mannequins Ass

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Bro, I get it. Where do they get the shapes for these molds? Did they call in J.Lo or 2002 Vida Guerra?

Take a glimpse, but for god sake don't look at it for more than 3 seconds.

Don't Help Your Girl Find Her Size in Underwear or a Bra

Tell her your carpal tunnel is acting up and you need to relax your hands.

Seriously, they keep everything in drawers, who does that? It's like finding a needle in a haystack.

Keep Your Hands in your Pockets, Don't Touch Anything

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I get it, some of those bras and underwear look really soft. It's not the time to play touchy feely.