It’s lunchtime. You’ve “forgotten” to bring your homemade lunch into the office again. There’s only one thing for it.
1. This is where you encounter your first problem: the queue. No one knows where it begins.
There’s a crowd of people clutching cans of Yoga Bunny Detox drink, chatting about sales targets. You have no idea who’s waiting to pay.
3. How about some nuts? In Pret they come four to a bag, and each bag costs roughly your monthly salary.
And they’re not even roasted.
4. Rice cakes are £35 apiece, but then you have to ask yourself if you’re really a rice cake sort of person.
5. And Love Bars are delicious, but they’re roughly the calorific equivalent of China’s GDP.