Buzz·Posted on 30 May 201429 Things That Only Happen In South LondonA black cab came here, once.by Robyn WilderBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This important headline. 2. This terminally depressed bin. 3. This confused lettering. 4. This soup. 5. This renegade. Dan Keel @NewsShopperDan Man misses bus, so stands in road before arguing with Bexleyheath police: http://t.co/9iJpoYxHjc Sat May 24 15:37:33 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. This terrifying 'creature'. Patrick GraftonGreen @bromley_patrick 'Creature' seen in Chislehurst pond may be an abandoned terrapin http://t.co/zV4eHtVoZE Thu May 29 15:21:43 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. These standard ATM security measures. Fปio E.C. Oliveira @FabzGuitar “@KhalilLDN: How you withdraw cash in South London ” Mon May 26 12:43:29 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. These unexplained Morris dancers. View this vine on Vine vine.co 9. That time the Bluth family business branched out. 10. 'UKIP pie'. Patrick GraftonGreen @bromley_patrick Nigel's Farage's Cudham local, the Blacksmith's Arms, HAS STARTED SERVING UKIP PIE http://t.co/9A8U5R3o1U Wed May 28 11:39:56 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This. Dan Keel @NewsShopperDan Large bird spotted using zebra crossing in Thamesmead: http://t.co/AJdamjtvqy Sun May 25 10:30:37 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. This. 13. This man and his ducks. ITV News London @itvlondon Man walks a pair of ducks on lead around Peckham http://t.co/GyTGg91ZBZ 12:29 PM - 22 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This window that cannot be found. 15. These instrutions. Zac's Wife @RachelAgyefron Cash point in Croydon Thu May 29 17:49:29 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. This 'deranged crow' with a 'grudge against blondes' that 'picks off joggers'. 17. This tip jar. 18. This delightful bin. 19. These Maasai warriors just hanging out and enjoying the cricket. 20. This find. View this photo on Instagram 21. This urgent bulletin. 22. This municipal seating. Twayna Mayne @twaynamayne No expense spared on the new benches in Catford. Thu May 29 11:04:08 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. This man tap-dancing on a post box. Curtis Guru @Curt_AFC Long live Fritz, Lewisham borough legend. #IfYouKnowYouKnow Fri Dec 13 10:35:57 UTC+0000 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. This chippy. Helen @givesyouHel Oh Catford. Don't ever change. Thu May 29 10:29:14 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. This teddy bear who's watching you. Clare Phillips @clareannemarie A rather disturbing sight at Catford bridge station today. Can anyone explain? Wed May 28 15:36:47 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. This cash fox. Eliza Hopewell @ElizaHopewell homesick #lewisham Tue May 27 13:48:44 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Richard Blackwood, back by popular demand. Paul Anderson @ephemeralpaul Christmas in Catford Sun May 25 13:42:56 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. This user-friendly parking ticket machine. Ben Willbond @benwillbond Fabulous car parking machine design in no way meant to make you swear when tired. Thank you Lewisham. Fri May 23 13:41:43 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. And "Catford fox horror for man on toilet".