29 Things That Only Happen In South London

A black cab came here, once.

1. This important headline.

2. This terminally depressed bin.

3. This confused lettering.

5. This renegade.

6. This terrifying ‘creature’.

'Creature' seen in Chislehurst pond may be an abandoned terrapin http://t.co/zV4eHtVoZE

— bromley_patrick (@Patrick GraftonGreen)

7. These standard ATM security measures.

“@KhalilLDN: How you withdraw cash in South London ”

— FabzGuitar (@Fปio E.C. Oliveira)

8. These unexplained Morris dancers.

9. That time the Bluth family business branched out.

10. ‘UKIP pie’.

Nigel's Farage's Cudham local, the Blacksmith's Arms, HAS STARTED SERVING UKIP PIE http://t.co/9A8U5R3o1U

— bromley_patrick (@Patrick GraftonGreen)

11. This.

Large bird spotted using zebra crossing in Thamesmead: http://t.co/AJdamjtvqy

— NewsShopperDan (@Dan Keel)

13. This man and his ducks.

Man walks a pair of ducks on lead around Peckham http://t.co/GyTGg91ZBZ

— itvlondon (@ITV News London)

14. This window that cannot be found.

15. These instrutions.

Cash point in Croydon

— RachelAgyefron (@Zac's Wife)

16. This ‘deranged crow’ with a ‘grudge against blondes’ that ‘picks off joggers’.

17. This tip jar.

18. This delightful bin.

19. These Maasai warriors just hanging out and enjoying the cricket.

20. This find.

21. This urgent bulletin.

22. This municipal seating.

No expense spared on the new benches in Catford.

— twaynamayne (@Twayna Mayne)

23. This man tap-dancing on a post box.

Long live Fritz, Lewisham borough legend. #IfYouKnowYouKnow

— Curt_AFC (@Curtis Guru)

24. This chippy.

Oh Catford. Don't ever change.

— givesyouHel (@Helen)

25. This teddy bear who’s watching you.

A rather disturbing sight at Catford bridge station today. Can anyone explain?

— clareannemarie (@Clare Phillips)

26. This cash fox.

homesick #lewisham

— ElizaHopewell (@Eliza Hopewell)

27. Richard Blackwood, back by popular demand.

Christmas in Catford

— ephemeralpaul (@Paul Anderson)

28. This user-friendly parking ticket machine.

Fabulous car parking machine design in no way meant to make you swear when tired. Thank you Lewisham.

— benwillbond (@Ben Willbond)

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