Australia. It's a wonderful place full of beaches, beer and babes. But one thing Australia is not, is European. So why is it competing in Eurovision?
For the first time ever, Australia has been invited to compete in this year's Eurovision song contest and some people are PISSED.
So in the interests of fostering closer ties with our northern neighbours, we asked Australians to find some of the Eurovision finalists on a map. We didn't even ask them to find all of the finalists. It ... did not go well.
This person tried.
This person added some finalists who aren't even on the map. Bonus points.
This person turned a large chunk of Europe into a cock and balls.
Honestly this person could have done worse.
This person with neat handwriting did quite well.
This person is sorry. And rightfully so.
This person found some cute animals.
This person is patriotic.
This person gave up.
This person correctly identified that Australia is upside-down.
This person fucked up and is sorry.
Nope.
This person was a bit rude but also a bit accurate.
This person is sad.
FYI this is Australia's Eurovision entrant. His name is Guy Sebastian and there's a chance he might actually win.
