You may have heard the news that Australia is one step closer to marriage equality, which, sure, sounds OK at first. But have you ever really thought about the consequences?
1. Asia will not respect us in this, The Asian Century.
Just ask government leader in the Senate Eric Abetz, who this morning said Australia shouldn't have marriage equality because we're in the Asian century and no Asian countries have marriage equality.
2. Polygamous marriage will instantly be legalised because the two are connected, just ask Cory Bernardi.
3. Sydney Opera House? Oh, you mean the New Stonewall Hotel.
4. Compulsory new swimwear on Bondi beach.
5. DOG WEDDINGS.
6. Every. Single. Week.
7. All please rise for the national anthem.
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8. Public transport will be a nightmare.
9. Australian flag? More like AusGAYlian flag.
10. Karl Stefanovic and Ben Fordham will be forced to get married.
11. Schools will start compulsorily teaching the ~gay agenda.~
12. Our bikie gang problem will get much worse.
13. Say goodbye to our famously wonderful weather because now it's JUST RAINING MEN.
14. Every episode of Q&A:
15. You want to make a sandwich with plain ole white bread? Forget about it. This is all we've got now.
16. And two people of the same gender who love each other will be able to get married. WON'T THAT BE AWFUL?!?!
