Don’t forget the guy who starts the conversation with a comment that is so blatantly sexual harassment that it makes you want to puke.
I got that one a couple days ago.

The directions in the link for the sprinkle cones don’t work very well. The best thing to do is dip the cone in white chocolate, freeze it for ten minutes, and then dip it in white chocolate again and then roll it in sprinkles. That goes for anything you’re dipping in white chocolate and then into something else.

Number fourteen. Cue drooling.

The chocolate bar sounds phenomenal.

My best friend and I look eerily similar.

Fern Snart.
There’s no unfortunate similarities to awkward words or phrases, it’s just a really weird name.

The worst thing is when you stand up to offer your seat to an elderly or pregnant person and some perfectly able-bodied person sits down. Bitch, I did not get up for you.

I work at a chocolate shop and I actually love my job most of the time, but the thing that drives me up the fucking wall is when people walk behind the check-out counter. Usually it’s to grab a product that’s sitting on the display shelf that’s behind me (if you want it that badly, just ask me to grab it for you!), but one time somebody actually walked behind the till to watch me gift-wrap her box of chocolates to see if I was doing it well enough. Seriously?

I have that TARDIS mug; it’s awesome. It has a lid so it keeps the water hot while my tea is steeping. :D

That hat is like twice the size of his head.

The last one HAS to be a Cake Wrecks reference. Baby carrot jockey!

Love love love Dan Rad’s shirt and tie.

This is so accurate it hurts. Particularly the one about snacks.

Heard this a year ago. Still hilarious.

Am I going to learn all the dance moves from this song? Yes, yes I am.

Only like three of those models look like they actually wear size 12+ clothing.
I wish more plus size models were actually plus size.

Man, people seem to really hate Alberta.
I promise we’re not all right-wing rednecks.

Pretty sure Josh Groban is the greatest person ever.

“Diverse body types!”
Except not at all, Buzzfeed.

There is little I find more visually appealing than a bookshelf sorted by colour.