1.
Because you have literally have no idea how the bus works:
2.
Because you left your jacket there AGAIN:
3.
Because people have been pointing and laughing at you:
4.
Because you think this could genuinely be an option:
5.
Because you're willing to make compromises:
6.
Because you're starting to get desperate:
7.
Because fuck this shit:
8.
Because your night would be much cheaper if you could:
9.
Because you heard a terrible rumour that you couldn't:
10.
Because you have to have SOME sort of sauce on your chips, right?!?!:
11.
Because you don't know how London works:
12.
Because LOL you were that stupid once:
13.
Because that would make waaaay too much sense.
14.
Because stranger things have happened:
15.
Because it was love at first sight and you had to try something:
16.
Because the regret is real:
17.
And because you're fairly sure you don't earn it:
