The 28 Most Distressing First World Problems On Instagram

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1. “Blueberry juice has leaked into my rice salad :(“

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2. “@greenandblacks casually chuck a cherry-less cherry tree-shaped spanner in the works of my evening.”

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4. “Time marches on. Back to the white cups. #boring”

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5. “Busy arguing what are the chances of getting Diphyllobothrium latum from sushi or rather shashimi in this case. #seafood”

ID: 2310730

6. “I sprained my thumb opening up Erin’s homemade sesame seed kale chips while marveling at the @nest packaging.”

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7. “A most Brighton of Brighton problems”

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8. “Soaking nails to take off your #gelish is the most annoying boring thing in the world #TheThingsWomenDo”

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9. “Julie left me this to read. Pretty much sums my life up perfectly! #toomanyholidays #notenoughmoney”

ID: 2310919

10. “Baked camembert slightly overdone”

ID: 2310926

11. “I want my a drink but my water is over there”

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12. “Happy New Year everyone, all the best for everyone for the next 365 days. So many choices to make for 2014…”

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13. “You see that window? That’s the front of the queue. And we’ve already been in it 15 minutes #Waitrose”

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14. “Bad times. The cheeseboard wasn’t big enough, so we had to use two.”

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15. “The present is too big.”

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16. “Went to feed the ducks, could only find bleedin’ Swans. Urgh.”

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17. “That feel when you buy a #Porsche but can’t afford another car so you’re stuck driving it in thirty below blizzard conditions.”

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18. “Fire finally gets going when it’s time for bed!”

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19. “My ferrero rocher pyramid collapsed!”

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20. “Damn! Don’t have any old newspapers to stop getting soil everywhere. Will have to use The Bath Magazine instead.”

ID: 2311649

21. “What curtain tassels should I choose #johnlewiscrisis”

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22. “Burnt my finger getting bread out the bread maker.”

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23. “My parents got the worst orchestra seats this year”

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24. “Where are my clothes supposed to go?”

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25. “Oh no! #teatagdisaster #doesntbodewellfortherestoftheday”

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26. “Great dessert at Locanda Locatelli, shame about the tasteless veal.”

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27. “Private box at RAH. Had to drink out of plastic glasses #royalalberthall”

ID: 2316222

28. “The cous cous bowl. Worse thing to wash up ever.”

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Robin Edds is special projects editor at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
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